By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 20:55 - Australia - Caroline Springs

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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
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KayDee29 31

I believe she incests on you performing unspeakable acts. I would just avoid her for a few years.

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lostinareverie 21

Better a drunk text to you than some sleazy guy who would take advantage and such.

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shino411cute 13

That's great should make for fun black mail materal

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Cassandra2015 21

That's super awkward . Her mistake costed her a FML post .

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Hime9908 22

I really hope OP shows her this fml

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Krystal3408 32

That's FHL too. Both of you will now have to avoid conversations with each other for the rest of your lives.

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laden_swallow09 34

She won't remember anything about it, tomorrow. That means only OP needs to try to forget, unless he's already asked her what the deal is; in which case, the point is moot.

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tehdarkness 21

Well it's probably better for her that she got the wrong number. You should get her drunk ass home before she ***** someone stupid.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Assuming it was a wrong number and not meant for him. I certainly hope it was, or else that's just creepy.

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ToxicTyrael 26

Maybe she is super desperate. Then the alcohol lowers her shame and BOOM she asks her brother for something she wouldn't do when sober.

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Charles900 16

Ok, that's messed up. I really hope she was intending to send it to someone else.

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Cads1 24

Despite what they say, not all lips are the same in the dark. On the other hand, he is Victorian which is very close to Tasmanian. He just learnt how to swim.

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Brandi_Faith 33

That statement is so not true. Drunk people tend to lose their normal thought process and end up doing the stupidest things. Doesn't mean that what they say or do was what they intended or meant to. The alcohol completely alters thoughts and actions.

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VeryMuchDutch 12

indeed... they follow their feelings and their lusts

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Ritokage 3

#90 no. after reaching a certain point of alcohol consumption it's just their lust and impulses that they are following

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alex_gen 38

Drunken texts are sober thoughts, no?

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