By lizann - 03/04/2012 05:39 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
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missanderson813 4

I don't get guys. They can write their name in snow perfectly but can't aim for a large hole.

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Enslaved 36

Sometimes, I wish that home restrooms also came with built in urinals.):

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laurenobrien 4

If he's gonna act like a child, treat him like one

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DreamForMe 0

... No man has ever acted like a child while taking a piss

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laurenobrien 4

Well kids tend to miss the bowl and so does OPs partner

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Vert90 11

It's not a ******* high-calibre sniper. It's like shotgun buckshot. It goes everywhere. It's not necessarily the husband's fault that he pisses on the seat, but he should have the decency to clean it up.

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laurenobrien 4

Okay...no need to be cursing at me

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Legendoflaw 4

Another person that gets offended. From what I see...he wasn't cursing AT you. Just cursing.

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laurenobrien 4

Uh not really..he was directing his comment on me

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DocBastard 38

You obviously didn't house train him well enough. I'd put a litter box in the corner for him to use.

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Yodaevil 4

He's training her to leave the seat up.

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Cheesecakee 11

umm...my 45 year old dad does this every day...actually i know alot of men that do it...

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perdix 29

Invest in a self-raising seat or get used to wiping it down before you sit on it. There's no effective training -- it just sounds like nagging. Take it as payback for your shitty monthly mood :D

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McMan 23

perdix, I was expecting something along the lines of this from you, "Paint a target on your ass and have sex. When he finishes he aims at the target. Repeat. Practice makes perfect. :D"

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DaKillaMafia 2

Maybe his weapon wasn't sighted properly and thats why his aim was off? Never mind, a guy's _____(whatever you want to call it) is always sighted correctly.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Not really. My brothers is like a spas 12: hits everything but the target.

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peacefully84 19

My ex-husband would per on the seat and the floor. I figure his gut was too big and his penis too small to aim properly. my current boyfriend is slim and well hung and has no problem.

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berichsoon 11

I bet you never told him that he was fat and his penis is too small, now that you have a "new bf" time to talk trash

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cryssycakesx3 22

wow, good for you, 22.

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Jannettecooks 1

I heard on the radio that 89% of all men pee in the shower, so be glad he's at least trying to use the toilet!

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spekledworf 18

now THAT is friggin nasty. If my man did that I'd tell hom to put his foot in the toilet next time he takes a piss

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KiddNYC1O 20

I pee in the shower a lot. It'll wash away anyways.

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titzenpitzer 9

you watch way too much sex and the city, chill down

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BelleIsa_fml 6

Why do I watch too much Sex and the City? (which I actually do not watch at all)

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titzenpitzer 9

just reminded me,... you can't question a marriage because of pee on the toiletseat, even though it's annoying

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DocBastard 38

...because she loves him, presumably. Are you actually questioning her motives for marrying the guy just because he's peed on the toilet seat twice? For all you know this guy could be a prince with bad aim. I fear for your future husband.

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berichsoon 11

She is young, she doesn't know any better. Most girls are like that; at first they say I'm not gonna settle or date anyone unless he's this and that, he needs to have this and he needs to buy me this. Then later they found out that prince charming doesn't exist

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kylesgirlforever 12

So your saying if a guy peed on the toilet seat you wouldn't be with him. Talk about shallow

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nofearjenshere 12

Maybe because she loves him... Just a thought.

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groupleader 7

More like fHL, you need to be trained to put the seat UP after you are done, a little common courtesy would go a long way.

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titzenpitzer 9

I'm a weewee-owner myself but I absolutely hate it when the seat is dirty. You can teach him by letting him live in a student's house for a year where nobody cares about the toilet. Cause sometimes...number 2 is lurking...

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