Work: Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled...

By Jake Leiter - 20/03/2016 18:12 - United States - Grantham

Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML

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Under new management

By NotAThief - 17/07/2017 20:00

Today, I got a talking-to at work from my new manager for eating other peoples' lunches. Immediately afterwards, I watched my manager leave the room, take MY lunch, and begin eating it. Apparently my new manager is the thief, and I'm now the office pariah who gets the blame. Nobody believes me. FML

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Well played

By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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Morons either way

By Anonymous - 28/07/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I knew my coworker was stealing my lunch, so I made a sandwich with tons of incredibly spicy peppers. He took a bite, shrieked in pain, and ran off sobbing. Unfortunately, he was also in an emergency meeting with an important client, so now my whole department looks like a bunch of morons. FML

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MY CHEESE!

By Anonymous - 19/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Tuckerton

Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 19/01/2022 02:01

Today, there's a food thief in our office who manages to steal from the fridge without being caught, and everyone keeps blaming me, probably because I’m the fattest. I have a gastric band and can only eat a few mouthfuls before being full, but still people think I’m stealing entire bags of food. FML

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Wealth gap

By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML

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By Red-cheeked - 18/05/2011 13:08

Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

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The ruling class wins again

By jcrb - 03/09/2021 10:59

Today, someone had been stealing my brownie at work every day, so I sprinkled cocolax on one and waited to find out who the culprit was. Turns out it was my manager. Needless to say, I'm fired. FML

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evanvoss 20

Monday 21 March 2016 12:11

Step 1: Poison your lunch Step 2: Take his position Step 3: Profit

UsagiArwen 23

Monday 21 March 2016 12:13

This would be the part where I'd have to sit down with my boss and have a serious conversation. Because that's a load of crap on your boss's part.

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allforfun 23

Monday 21 March 2016 15:18

I still would have complained, but to HR.

corky1992 33

Monday 21 March 2016 15:19

This makes me think of Friends lol

littlefoott69 14

Monday 21 March 2016 15:39

I know someone who cured this problem with a cat shit sandwich ..problem was solved quickly hahhaha

grunt_fml 17

Monday 21 March 2016 16:09

This requires a follow-up. I really want to know how the boss reacted.

Mike3258 18

Monday 21 March 2016 16:26

make him buy your lunch, and every other lunch you probably had to buy. then, report him. personally, I'd just punch him really hard, but I don't suggest that whatsoever.

aelarol 5

Monday 21 March 2016 16:49

Just put onions in the tuna salad leave in the hot car for 2 days then make a sandwich. Hard to prove you deliberately gave him food poisoning. Eat peanut butter sandwiches from your coat pocket until vindicated.

ulissey_fml 22

Monday 21 March 2016 17:02

If you need to make a strong case just don't forget to put dessert in the lunchbox. The proof is in the pudding.

Tuffay 14

Monday 21 March 2016 17:05

Put a couple drops of LSD in your sandwich and enjoy the show. Just make sure he eats it all, or make sure you get rid of anything left. I know, not cool, but **** him!!!