Health: Today, I accepted an internship in Chicago and finished my final...

By FourKnees - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I accepted an internship in Chicago and finished my final exams. I decided to play some pick up basketball one last time before summer. Within 2 minutes I got undercut going for a rebound and shattered my knee cap into 3 pieces. My summer in Chicago will be spent in a full leg cast. FML

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By littl3storm - 09/06/2020 05:04

Today, as a treat to myself for completing my exams, I dyed my hair rainbow. In the process of dyeing my hair, I managed to roll over my foot, causing severe ligament damage in my foot and ankle. It's likely I'll end up with a cast. Goodbye summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 10:00

Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML

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By in_pain - 06/05/2011 23:23 - Canada

Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 02:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML

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By placard3 - 02/10/2019 20:02

Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML

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By clumsy - 10/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Stafford

Today, I slipped and fell on a piece of plastic. I thought nothing of it until I went to the doctor's and found out that I fractured and dislocated my kneecap. I'm now in a full leg brace and crutches. Prom is five days away. FML

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By Wilson - 04/10/2018 22:00

Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML

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By InjuredTriviaNerd - 09/03/2021 09:00 - Australia - Kellyville

Today, I fell on a crack in the pavement and broke my ankle. Next week, I'm supposed to fly interstate to be on a quiz show I've spent two years in the audition process for. FML

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By gimpy - 04/01/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

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By Fractured - 31/03/2012 01:43 - United States

Today, I fractured a bone in my knee. Now not only do I have to wear a huge knee brace for the next two months, I'll have to sit around in a hotel room all of next week while my family has fun skiing in the mountains. FML

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ifyouonlyknew77 0

Friday 15 May 2009 17:00

That does suck and like some have already said, Chicago DOES get really hot in the summer, but it is also really FUN in the summer. Chicago is just about my favorite city in the world and there's tons to do for cheap/free in the summer. Kind of sucks to have to be in a cast, but still try to get out and enjoy it.

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Friday 15 May 2009 12:48

That sucks, the one time you don't have to sit around and focus on school.

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fml_police 0

Friday 15 May 2009 18:48

wow... trust me, it gets really hot. a few weeks or months ago, in the winter, it was kinda cold one day, then it was warm (70 degrees f) and then it was cold again... but that was in the suburbs it was probably also for chicago

meddude 0

Friday 15 May 2009 19:07

#7 what's wrong with Chicago? did one of the skyscrapers call you fat or something?

vanklein 0

Friday 15 May 2009 19:49

Right. Except you don't cast a patella fracture. And surely not full leg. Have fun in chicago!

goldfalsebond 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:00

yo, dude, I am so sorry to hear that man, that sucks. thank you for posting a lagit fml and get well soon

JiggstheMan 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:13

Sorry man. That really sucks.

Darkspear 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:31

"Right. Except you don't cast a patella fracture. And surely not full leg." They usually put a cast on first, then they switch you to a leg brace, I've shattered one keep cap, and broken the other in half. They put the whole leg in one first, then decide what to do from there.

jeanniner 0

Friday 15 May 2009 22:47

that was me last year. I had an internship at the aquarium with a huge cast. It was not fun. I have an internship this summer at a magazine in Chicago... if i see someone in a huge cast "walking" around i'll think of you. haha. good luck.

kristindabomb 12

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:58

What is up with the Chicago hate? :(

MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:46

Oh man, that's horrible. I just got out of a cast. It sucks, the crutches make your armpit hurt so bad. On the plus side, so many girls visited to wish me well, it was almost worth it. Stairs are terrible though and its really tiring going anywhere

manoverboard 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:13

#7 - Chicago is the best place to ever exist. Ever. OP, that's terrible. D: Chicago's almost boring if you can't walk around and see it all. Unless you've been there before...but still, that sucks. Stupid sports.