By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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Jakojan 4

i absolutely love the way you worded this. makes it sound like you let your sister escape from her hamster cage

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Obviously in jail. You have to use the context clues. Dad puts down traps, hamster protests out of solidarity with other rodents, protest gets out of order, hamster bitch slaps dad, hamster jailed for assault.

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mintcar 9

Where did you find the hamster? Tell me! The suspense is killing me!!!

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Tikwichka 5

Hamster? I thought it was the sister that escaped from the cage...

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worldclass 0

I'm pretty sure it was you. i remember reading a post from about how you dislike people who speak in questions. I agree completely. This being a perfect example.

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yomamasmama 0

obviously he found the hamster in a mous trap..

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chacha101908 0

:o i have a hamster thts soo sad I don't think ur sister will forgive u anytime soon if my sister did tht she would die

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alyssasuro 1

wow. op found the hamster in one of the traps. ( foreshadowing anyone?)

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Crashriot 14

That sucks, l know how l would feel if that happened to me

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maphineRAWRS 10

WHY IS MY PICTURE SOME RANDOM CHICK?! :| :O

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IcyJack 7

Because a bunch of complex electronic interactions somewhere far away is moving around and decided to store bits of data after you used a mechanical device to interact with your interface to trigger it to pass on a bunch of electronic pulses to this far away land? You decided to click edit picture when you first started your profile? I DUNO _/(0.o)_

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maphineRAWRS 10

haha no see number 16? it was her picture where mine was for a few minutes.. haha but thanks for all the confusing technical words :D

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IcyJack 7

Yes, because apparently her pic is more hypnotizing than hypnotoad.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Inyour belly button?

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btnhdude 0

I doubt it, it probably stannnnks in there.

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jacobjackman 0

that's worse than when I found mine crushed between bookshelves

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