By GogurtBadass - 18/09/2013 16:55 - United States - Olympia

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
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PandaSmile 24

I guess wisdom teeth are aptly named. Seriously though I hope your face is ok OP

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mcrepas 19

I hate that! And when after the punch, yogurt spills out...

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Espolax 8

I guess your wisdom did really get removed

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Enslaved 36

I'm unable to eat a Go-gurt without thinking obscene prevented thoughts. Sucking and stroking on a tube to get the cream out. Hmmm :P

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B1ackthesun 31

Obscene "prevented" thoughts? Clearly they don't prevent one from posting slightly creepy comments.

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helpfulwhale 12

I think OP should consider a strictly mashed potato diet for the next few days.

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Dinonick 15

Murphy's law at its finest. If something bad can happen it will. How many times have you guys stubbed your toe then stubbed it a couple minutes later?

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DocBastard 38

Is this really how lazy we as a people have become? You can't even bother to lift a spoon anymore to eat yogurt? Now we need to put it in a ******* tube?

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jasmine2301 25

Hey! It makes it fun!

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DWordHead16 19

Well life is always about making everything simpler and there's people who want to make money off of that, Doc.. I personally like Go-Gurts because its easy to eat them frozen rather than have to scrape up yogurt from a container if I wanted to freeze the yogurt(: I know no one cares but I guess I was just trying to be optimistic(: but yeah we are that lazy.

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blackonblight 32

When I had my wisdom teeth out, Doc, I couldn't open my mouth very wide for the next few days without extra pain. I had all four out surgically, and my face looked like I'd been beaten on the jaw, so much bruising. I was on yogurt smoothies I could drink, the thought of getting a spoon in there... Especially while I was on the codeine? I drank my soup too, basically avoided any jaw movement possible. But I am so glad those ******* are gone.

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worldclassrager 39

Wisdom teeth removal sucks...no pun intended...get well soon...I didn't even know go gurt was still around...

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MortenM 17

Feel sorry for you, but it would've been pretty funny to see.

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