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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 18:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

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n_london 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:34

this is a classic fml. that really sucks. and who the **** votes YDI on this?

kingbob337 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:31

ouch ouch ouch

Comments

fmlette_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:03

i think everyone that says "#.. blah blah" needs to shut up :)

allie_says_rawr 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:17

thinks that #98 is jelous xD kidding. i have nothing else to do. and ouuuuuuuchhhh. i'm sorry! tell your wife i said yooo.

XxmidnightXx4545 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:30

OUCHHHHH that gotta hurt!!

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:46

Why was your wife puking? Because of the blood? Wuss.... Unless you were cut to the bone or something. Either way though it ******* sucks. If I was your wife, I'd feel god damned awful (not that she would have any reason to, since you did it to yourself, but you were trying to help her and that ended up happening with her knife to blame).

ClumsyJason 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:04

yee guyss. srsly leave her alone.

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:35

At least it wasn't your penis. :] Then you would have been in loads and loads of mess. And probally woulda had a babydick. :o

liquidbunny 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 6:10

Goodness, sir I do believe we call this situation a clusterfuck.

GiannaxRevenge 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 7:06

This reminds me of something that would happen on Metalocalypse.

Emma58_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 7:09

bloodly lunch =..=

Checkerz_54 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 9:59

dw my sister cut off her thumb when cutting cheese at the age of 3. she had less than a centimetre holding her thumb on. massive knife went thru the bone and all XD. she sang mary had a little lamb all the way to hospital ^.-