By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 084
You deserved it 53 494

Same thing different taste

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Here's the deal. When my kids say they are sick they get to stay home if they even vaguely look sick. If I know they are(fever, throwing up, weak eyes, ect) they get to watch movies and tv. If they say they are sick with no signs it is them in their bed all day no tv or phone. That way I do not make the mistake of sending them to school sick, but they are not rewarded for faking.

I hate it when my mom accuses me of faking it when I'm actually sick as hell. You deserved it -____-

fmlobsessor 0

You deserve it for not believing him

This seems like the other side of a post a little while ago, where the mom wouldn't buy medicine. Except the Dad

Happened to me today, only, I was the one who blew chunks, all over a computer, in school. Fun right.

That happened to me in kindergarten... XD my mom thought I was lying until i threw up on the bus and she had to come get me... O.o

I think you need to re-evaluate your judgement about your son, and that sucks I've been vomited on before takes forever to get the smell off ya.

When your kid says they're sick believe them!!! YDI

anotherdreamer 5

I once had a school nurse tell me I wasn't sick because my temperature was 99.8 as I was walking back to class I vomited down the hall. Yea let's just say her and my mom had an argument once she got there.