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If your son is faking, then he is a boss for blowing chunks on you. That is pretty epic dedication.
Well today I woke up with the stomach flu and I don't think my mom entirely believed me at first cause I have 3 tests today but when she called my school it turns out about 10 kids were absent due to the stomach flu and they would not allow me to come to school cause i could be contagious. So now I'm resting at home ;)
I dont blame you, I used to fake being sick all the time as a kid.
*Refers back to an FML posted a few days ago.* If he has a sore throat he's faking, if not then he's sick.
This exact scenairo happened to me in grade school. The nun said I wasn't sick, I puked all over the lunch room, which caused four or five other kids to puke (chain-reaction) to which the nun said, "I should wipe it up with your face." Needless to say, the next day BOTH my mother and father (who are deeply religious) tore the nun and Mother Superior new ones. I did not attend that school the next year. When your kid says he has a sore throat, kick his ass to school. When he says he needs to hurl, get him to the bathroom.
That's what u get asshole!
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It's deserved.
You deserve it for not believing him !