Love: Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant... - FML

By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 22:01

Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML

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By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By kitkat3308 - 30/03/2015 05:06 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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npk88 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:33

that really sucks...what a bitch.

30Degrees_Below0 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:31

That's so low... I can't even imagine how angry I'd be if my ex boyfriend did that to me. If she's that rude, don't even worry about being friends with her.

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30Degrees_Below0 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:31

That's so low... I can't even imagine how angry I'd be if my ex boyfriend did that to me. If she's that rude, don't even worry about being friends with her.

murphythadog 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:41

This is only a FML because this dude is so pathetic he didn't even know how to play this off in his favor by telling the new guy "thanks for taking this crazy bitch off my hands"

SumKid_fml 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:44

Ur X is messed up. U should be glad u 2 broke up.

perdix 29

Friday 22 January 2010 2:50

She probably wanted you to pick up the check, too! If you tell me you did, I'm going to have to personally kick you in the crotch and give you a serious bruise where your testicles should have been!

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Friday 22 January 2010 3:24

Didn't you know? The OP's ex keeps his balls in her purse.

Newbie21 1

Friday 22 January 2010 2:54

why would she do that? are both "trying" to just be friends?

alexisthename 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:59

That's what I was thinking. Some people are so desperate to keep their ex (who they're still in love with) in their lives, so they agree to being friends with them. Secretly, they hope the ex will one day remember how great the relationship once was and give them a second chance. OP, if the above scenario is correct, YDI.

tisiphone_fml 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:00

Like everybody else here, my question for both of you is -why-?

MinaXmassacre 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:04

Unless you guys decided to just be friends, there's no reason for her to show you her new boyfriend. She's being immature in that case.

SonOfDetroit 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:07

What a flithy bitch! She might still want you, but don't give in. Move right along. Plenty of fish in the sea, friend.

kernbre 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:10

glad I'm not you

Namenlos_fml 20

Friday 22 January 2010 3:13

Your fault for hoping. she's an ex for a reason.

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