Love: Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant... - FML

By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 22:01

Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML

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By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By kitkat3308 - 30/03/2015 05:06 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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npk88 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:33

that really sucks...what a bitch.

30Degrees_Below0 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:31

That's so low... I can't even imagine how angry I'd be if my ex boyfriend did that to me. If she's that rude, don't even worry about being friends with her.

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mj2123 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:50

That's just cruel of her. And it's not "women" who think this is appropriate - it's passive aggressive bitches.

ashasash_ 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:51

ohh slap a bitch lol. no. shes either trying to make you jealous or shes just tryin to rub it in your face. but if its intentional i would seriously slap her. damn hoes.

hp72396 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:53

I have a feeling there is more to this. they probably are good friends so she wante him to meet her new bf.

corme_fml 0

Friday 22 January 2010 8:06

If they were good friends she would have warned him she was bringing her boyfriend, so he would have a choice to come or bring a date himself. Not only is that awkward as an ex seeing her with her new boyfriend... but now he has to deal with being the third wheel at the table.

ccbooya18 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:55

wow what a bitch

daman1 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:58

Pay the hottest chick you can find, then do the same thing.

BikerMike 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:59

should have asked if she wanted a 3 way

PentiumBawls8 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:06

I suggest you invite her to dinner with her mom sitting on your lap!!

psyc213 1

Friday 22 January 2010 2:33

I second this motion #23 has presented.

alexandraa_fml 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:38

They can play ridey horsey!

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 2

Friday 22 January 2010 2:11

I'm sorry, that's just cruel, but it's obvious that she still had feelings for you and wanted to make you jealous, either that or just put you through Hell.... Good luck with that...

ontheloose 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:12

ya'll keep saying shes a bitch but in a way its the OP's fault

ElMundio87 0

Friday 22 January 2010 8:36

not really

hannahwaffles 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:16

That is ****** up D:

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