By matt5th35hit - 09/05/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML
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And by the way... This was not a FAKE experience. It scared the living shit out of me. I admit...I didn't know anything about the ocean or rip "CURRENTS" but now I do. Thank's for the knowledge guys, I've lived at the beach for 4 years and never swam in the ocean because I didn't like swimming in the ocean. Now u see why. There were NO lifeguards...This was at CAROLINA BEACH!! Just outside of Wilmington NC. If you know me, yup..I'm a dumbass for this. It's funny you say that. The water WAS murky and choppy. It ran along side a big ass pile of rocks that stretched out into the ocean. I didn't want to hit the rocks though for fear of injury. Fighting the rip current was a dumbass idea. After I ran out of energy trying to swim I just gave up and floated on my back and the waves helped push me back to shore. I really didn't give a shit about people seeing my dick. Im a sexy beast. haha

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jimbo7671 0

Thats hilarious! I hope someone got pics, or better yet recorded it!

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this_one_is_fake 0

fake no one almost dies then posts it later that day on the internet

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Consequences 0

At least you aren't dead. All you have to deal with now are people who don't know you who're going to tell you it didn't really happen, here in the comments.

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bipolaradhdfml 0

#115, you do realize that people are REQUIRED to put "Today, ..." on their posts, right? He probably did not put this up the same day.

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that_guy321 2

be happy your alive but wouldn't you feel them come off? or feel the sand down there as your "crawling on the ground"?

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xx000o 27

#118, 100% of his concentration is focused on saving his life. That leaves 0% left to notice whether his shorts are on or off.

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cwp318 0

If this were true, people would be worrying about helping you not the fact that you were naked. There is no way this is true.

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forabrighter 12

You've never been to CB bunch of rednecks

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milfam 0

Wow that sucks, I hope you weren't "standing up" that would have really embarrassing but I guess if youre older that's not a eminent problem. Hopefully everyone liked what they saw...

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threegp 0

#107... Wow seriously? First off, its bathing suit....not birthday suit. Second, yes you swim parallel to shore, to escape the rip current, then you swim in. What, do you think the rip current is the entire beach wide?! LORD YOU GUYS....SO MUCH FAIL!

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MandieL 27

Umm...he lost his bathing suit, so everyone saw him in his birthday suit, you know, the one you are born in, aka, your naked flesh.

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porkchop69 0

hope you shaved. good thing your alive tho=]

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mezentius 0

Guys, the fact that it could have been a lot worse doesn't make it any better. Jesus Christ.

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