By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 14:07 - Canada

Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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starxshine 0

1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.

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ShadowBitch99 2

Eat a banana before every meal, that should prevent it.

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slip44knot 1

you xan start your diaper changing now! lol

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ohaimark 0

I see these comments saying "You shouldn't have gotten pregnant. You should be more careful, etc." Like every pregnancy is unplanned....but what if she's married (or not) and they wanted a baby? The Internet is used by more people than just 15 year olds and young adults who hate/don't want children... I know it's FML now OP, but hang in there, it's worth it!

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Okayitwasme 0

Drink lots of fluids! Even if you can't keep much down, and lots of white bread. Yes white bread. If you toss that up it doesn't feel gritty or gross. Don't worry about your baby not getting enough. At this stage the fetus requires little nutrients and will in a way act like a parasite and take what it needs. You on the other hand need to keep your energy up and white bread has the highest rating on the energy index. That is why it's the wrong thing to eat if you are dieting. Good luck OP

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n_epic_fail 14

Don't punish the baby giving him some ungodly name...

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locaaaa 4

I spent my first 20 weeks of pregnancy sitting on the toilet and puking into a bucket. That was the only way I didn't pee my pants while vomiting.

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micahsmommy 13

Tis the joys of pregnancy love. Your little bundle of joy will be worth it in the end.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Will you be my financial advisor?? /sarcasm

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savannah_07 3

Just remember it'll all be worth it in the end!!! Im 32 weeks preg now n I just try to think of the positive things.... Good luck Hope that helps.

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