Miscellaneous: Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML

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By dangyo - 26/01/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

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Law and order

By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 07:03 - United States - Reno

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

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By creeped_out_ - 24/06/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

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By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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Mind of my own

By Bahi - 25/07/2022 10:00

Today, despite the fact that I'm 20 years-old, my parents never allow me to go out and have fun with my friends, under the pretext that I'm a girl. I'm stuck at house all year long, I only go out to the college they forced me to study at, and they decide everything about me. I’m tired. FML

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By anonymous - 18/01/2012 05:06 - United States

Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 16/04/2011 00:52 - United Kingdom

Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year old man. FML

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By sophiae123 - 18/01/2015 03:50 - United States - Cadillac

Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 27 September 2010 23:22

So stop playing WoW and move out of your parents' basement.

zp5 4

Monday 27 September 2010 23:37

#1 so you're 13? then why does your info say you're 16?

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buggybeauty 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 6:05

boohoo. move out if you're that terribly miserable. big effing baby.

incredibadder 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 7:03

is your nick name Beaver?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 28 September 2010 7:13

Grow some cojones and sneak out. I know that sounds like ridiculous advice, but it's ridiculous to have an 11 pm curfew when you're 22. So, ridiculousness deserves more ridiculousness.

noneedforpics 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 7:52

first

mrkoosh 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 8:01

move out dude. problem solved

X_TANK_X 1

Tuesday 28 September 2010 8:27

27 awesome pic

DearCricket 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 8:37

Oh cute, I'll have you home by 10:30.

kaileigh10 2

Tuesday 28 September 2010 9:05

YDI for still living with your parents.

serenity40 6

Tuesday 28 September 2010 9:46

can we say loser?!!

cwofford 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 9:58

move out of your parents house already

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