"Is that bird crap or 17 year old semen?" Don't sit on the bench!

Nice! Shows that ur folks aren't the boring type ;)

You should have said I ****** here too

Embarrassing for you? Perhaps. But kinda hot if you think about it. Rather have daring parents than stuffy ones who never left the bedroom.

I'm not surprised. The Smoky Mountains area is basically one big love motel. Visit the place and look carefully -- I guarantee you'll spot couples doing the nasty in places they think no one can see.

My parents literally told me the same thing. Up in the smokey's, seventeen years and everything. Except it was under a park bench... :)

Every generation, in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, thinks they invented sex. OP: Parents have been having sex outside since before _inside_ existed!

Doesn't matter where you were conceived, fact is you were. Location doesn't make it any less special.

Tell your mom I am running a little late but I will be there as soon as I can so your "dad" can take a picture...

thats disgusting man, there are flies in the parks