By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I am pregnant, sober, designated driver, and puke cleaner. Yay for the New Year! FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 748
You deserved it 7 409

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CaptainPat 0

well if your pregnant you shouldn't be drinkin anyway. and if your the sober one it only makes sense to be the DD. the only FMLish part is the opuke cleaner.

perdix 29

Well, the pregnant -> sober -> designated driver, but you should be clever enough to convince your baby daddy that you can't be the puke cleaner. Tell him he has to clean up his own puke or HIS CHILD WILL DIE! Give him some jibber-jabber about toxoplasmosis -- he'll be too drunk to look at Wikipedia.

Comments

mintcar 9

What's the problem here? Oh no, you're pregnant AND sober? That can't be good for the baby, not at all.

floppycow 0

well if your pregnant I hooe your sober, I'm mean really? on the other things yes tht sucks

I love how everyone sees the first 2 things she mentioned but I think she meant that the puke cleaner part is her fml

ladybugobgyn 0

What a baby you are being. Time for you to grow up. This will be the first of many times you will be cleaning up puke. Don't forget the poop, pee and other assorted messes the child will make.

boatkicker 4

Cleaning up puke because someone is sick is a LOT different than cleaning up puke because your friends/boyfriend/husband/whoever was too stupid to stop drinking.

boatkicker 4

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that OP isn't complaining about being sober in general, but rather about being sober in a crowd of drunk people. Drunk people are fine when you're drunk, but when you're sober, drunk people seem a lot more obnoxious, but OP is pregnant, and can't get drunk. Personally, I'd rather sit at home alone, than go out and be the only sober person in a room full of people. OP shouldn't be complaining about the designated driver bit, though. If you can't drink, and you're going out with who are getting drunk, it's sort of an unspoken agreement.

Althoug I don't agree with what #62 is saying, I think they fully intended on writing "whinging", because that is a legitimate word derived from "whinge".

eilearose 3

She's only lamenting about missing the holiday fun everyone else is having. That's what this site is for. Everyone saying "Stop whining, stop being a baby, stop complaining" how about you try stop reading this website, because the name FMyLife kind of implies what sort of nature the posts are going to have, don't ya think? But you're all probably just pissed because she was out doing something with her friends, even while incapacitated, while you sat at home alone and whined away the hours on FML.

stop whining; ur luck they even let you out of the kitchen...

jrtepechis 6

well at least you're not doing something stupid like drinking and I went through the same thing with my husband