Health: Today, I applied for a passport. I was told the first set of...

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 13:37 - United States

Today, I applied for a passport. I was told the first set of photos I took were unusable because my face, particularly my chin, didn't fit inside the designated area for your face in the picture. My chin did fit in the frame, my double chin however, did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, the passport office lady asked, “You really wanna use THAT photo? Passports are valid for 10 years you know.” I thought it was a great photo of myself. FML

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By merr - 13/02/2023 16:00

Today, despite being skinny everywhere else on my body, I have a double chin. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 04:29 - Korea Republic of

Today, I picked up my passport, as my previous one was damaged in a car crash. As the teller warned me that a pattern of damaged passports would result in longer processing periods, she spilled her coffee - all over my new passport. I'm supposed to go overseas in a month. FML

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Why so serious?

By wow - 09/08/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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By allergies - 18/09/2015 14:43 - United States - New York

Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML

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Good boy

By Ugh - 16/02/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

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By MimiFufu - 22/09/2019 16:00

Today, yet again I got delayed in airport security. One month ago, I thought it was a good idea to wear make-up when renewing my passport. It turns out I look nothing like myself without makeup. Hello shattered confidence and 5 years of needing to wear makeup for every flight. FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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By needabettermirror - 14/12/2016 11:07 - United States - Holland

Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML

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SKYblue_fml 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:05

It's under "health" not "intimacy"

Lisimal 7

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:04

What?

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repyourcliche 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:57

the world hates america because 90% of you are racist *****/illegal immigrants/loonatics. it has nothing to do with obesity. if she's fat, she's fat. so what?

ChChCharlie 10

Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:01

#27: Stereotypes suck. Us English are known as posh snobs that drink nothing but tea and have bad teeth. And Americans are known as lazy fatties. It's really rare to find a good stereotype about a country :/ You're not alone, basically. It sucks. But we trundle along :) I don't like our stereotype but I still find jokes about the English on Family Guy and the Simpsons funny :) Ah well. And OP, that sucks. Maybe you could go on a diet? It'll make you feel better xD

threeputtgreen 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:05

lay off the cheeseburgers

bmach 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:06

They're only following procedure, fatty.

AnthonyD86 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:09

FYL indeed fatty

legendofdon 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:13

YDI for being fat. Lay off the cheeseburgers and run around the block a few times.

22jrdn55 15

Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:18

hows this a FML? just get another set of photos.

clockworkrainbow 3

Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:20

Ignorant fools. People doesn't deserve to be berated because they're fat. I'm sure half of you 'You deserve it, fatty' posters are tubs of lard making themselves feel better because you can hide behind your screens. OP, instead of complaining on FML, do something about your weight. You wont get /much/ sympathy here.