Miscellaneous: Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking...

By Anonymous - 05/06/2012 19:34 - United States - Pocatello

Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 19:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML

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Bad boy

By PicklesMcRaptor - 25/03/2012 11:59 - United States - Miami

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2012 22:31 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I met a really cute girl at a club. At first, she told me I was cute. Then, she slurred that I look like "a spork on legs." Then she sprayed the inside of my mouth with vomit as she kissed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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Wednesday 6 June 2012 0:42

What a bitch. Badum-tsh.

snowman34542 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 0:46

Jenna marbles

Comments

kcor1176 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 1:59

Should've barked back the first time dweeb

jennyroo 3

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:00

SHES A JENNA MARBLES FAN!!!

vampire53005 6

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:01

Awe there so mean, u better off with out the bitch

SB1010 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:10

Jenna marbles?

Unbweavable 17

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:16

She must watch Jenny Marbles on YouTube

ahhhhMYfoot 3

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:18

Clearly she doesn't want to talk to you. She could have also been a turkey, dolphin, valossaraptor she chose dog, aka the DMX AWRF AWRF AWRF

bluelagoon24 19

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:19

I'd call that paw form on her part.

davek 36

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:21

And this, children, is why drugs are bad. Mmkay?

drakej 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:23

You shouldve said heal bitch!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:58

Yeah, and give her a Full Restore. Unless you don't have it, use a Max Potion and a berry or a Full Heal, and don't forget the revives. By bitch, you mean an Arcanine, a Houndoom, or a Stoutland, right? Oh wait, you misspelled 'heel' and was not talking about Pokémon. Damn you.