By kidswithnomanners - 05/09/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 322
You deserved it 10 279

Same thing different taste

Top comments

saIty 17

Her new name is now Catherine Obvious.

Jade: we gotta get out of here! Tori: yeah. thank you. katharine obvious! Trina: what?  Tori: i said, thank you katharine obvious! Robbie: did she say KATHARINE obvious? Andre: it’s captain obvious.. Tori: huh? Jade: the expression is thank you CAPTAIN obvious. Tori: it’s not katharine? Trina: no. Beck: who would katharine be? Tori: katharine could be a captain. 

Comments

The same thing happens to my four year old cousin Luna. Take away all Disney and nickelodeon channels and she won't copy any of that annoying stuff

Thatonegirlpebbs 5

She needs to be taught a lesson. . .

I think she didn't mean to be rude or anything, she may just doesn't know what should or shouldn't be said. Just teach her, she's just 4, you still have a lot of time.

and this is why im intelligible enough to not have kids... i'd hit mine for saying that! (again, read the part where i said i'm not having any, due to this. gtfo with your angry comments) but really, discipline your kid better! i remember back when i was raised... now kids grow up however the hell they want. completely unmonitored and undisciplined! pathetic, really

THAT is hilarious. Boy are you in trouble in about 10 years...

That's hilarious! That's one of the times in a parents life that you have to turn your head so you don't laugh in front of them, then explain why it's not appropriate. I'm glad you took it with humor, I know I would have!

Lunchtime 3

I don't think it was that bad.. At least she didn't swear

Your fml should be : Today, I got owned by a four year old kid. My kid. FML

EnEl_Infierno 15

Hey Captain Obvious, that is what she's saying in this fml. That her 4 yr old owned her with her smart aleck reply.