By kidswithnomanners - 05/09/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 322
You deserved it 10 279

Same thing different taste

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saIty 17

Her new name is now Catherine Obvious.

Jade: we gotta get out of here! Tori: yeah. thank you. katharine obvious! Trina: what?  Tori: i said, thank you katharine obvious! Robbie: did she say KATHARINE obvious? Andre: it’s captain obvious.. Tori: huh? Jade: the expression is thank you CAPTAIN obvious. Tori: it’s not katharine? Trina: no. Beck: who would katharine be? Tori: katharine could be a captain. 

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FunnierOnPaper 9

Kids repeat what they've been told. Unfortunately I have to say to take a look at how you talk to your daughter. If it's not you or your household, check what's going on at daycare/preschool. Nip it in the bud!

Hahaha. The stories of kids on here are the best! :P

Oohh sounds like you've got a sassy one!! :D haha

leadman1989 15

Two words... Axe kick. Learn it and learn it well.

mitymouse 0

It has to do with what kids watch these days.

A. What the **** is the issue with all of these ******* ***** getting upset over some little phrase, that is not even in the slightest bit rude? Just because your parents abused you for little to no reason, doesn't mean that you should do it. I mean for **** sakes, you think it's okay to beat a child for saying a little phrase? You ******* miserable ***** need to stop being so sensitive and irrational and be decent. Beating someone is no way to show you love them, in fact, Child Protective Services would love to tell you that, you miserable asshole shrews. Your so ******* irrational, it makes me sick. B. Is a four year old even capable of cleaning a room properly? Why don't you get off your own lazy ass and do it yourself, asshole? C. If I ever met anyone so Kate Gosslin as you, I would curb your ass, you ******* ****.