Work: Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive...

By ... - 15/04/2012 21:26 - United States - Clermont

Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2011 20:35 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

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By worksux - 05/01/2011 20:25 - United States

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By in_hardik - 11/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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By AloisTrancy - 24/10/2019 22:00

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By stickygoober - 20/11/2018 15:00 - United States - Peoria

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By benoit - 15/03/2013 12:35 - France

Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

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Monday 16 April 2012 3:19

That sucks OP. Better than being fired though. But why would he think you would be dumb enough to break your own monitor? You would only be affecting your work ability.

DocBastard 38

Monday 16 April 2012 3:20

The CRT monitor hater doth protest too much, methinks.

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 16 April 2012 3:25

You had motive and opportunity. If you didn't Make It Happen On Purpose, you Let It Happen On Purpose. Haven't you learned anything from the 9/11 Truth-tellers?

TheDrifter 23

Monday 16 April 2012 3:40

Wait, in the spirit of 9/11 truth tellers, shouldn't the monitor have withstood the impact? It's Big Brother framing you Op.

perdix 29

Monday 16 April 2012 3:44

Yes, I think the OP ought to submit to his boss the Cheech & Chong song, "I Was Framed" as evidence that proves his innocence. That oughta work!

alexup24 13

Monday 16 April 2012 7:58

good idea

NoFeet 4

Monday 16 April 2012 3:27

I don't think your boss likes you very much...

HaniahAhmad 0

Monday 16 April 2012 4:46

You don't say?

NoFeet 4

Monday 16 April 2012 4:58

I have no idea how to respond to that, so... Do you like cheese? :D

stiansr 8

Monday 16 April 2012 3:28

Look at the bright side: If you're ever reinstated, they will have to give you a new monitor

lookingforlovee 0

Monday 16 April 2012 3:29

That sucks OP. Next time don't make it known that you hate it so much because it is a perfect opportunity to frame you. Any co-workers that you've had an argument with recently? People these days...

WCARlover 34

Monday 16 April 2012 3:31

They shouldn't be able to suspend you without proof

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Monday 16 April 2012 3:51

#16- Ha! The (especially American) workplace becomes more and more corrupt each year. Unfairness is no longer an argument, and the legal systen favors those with more money. If you're not on top, you lose. Sad but true. Often makes me wonder what has become of the world.

ams484 5

Monday 16 April 2012 5:53

^I agree wholeheartedly with this. I lost my last job because "I was a good employee but didn't meet the expectations of the job". Made no damn sense and I never received any feedback to indicate I was going in the wrong direction. Ah, the beauty of at will employment.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Monday 16 April 2012 6:56

75, I had a friend who got fired from her job. Luckily, she lives in a state with unlawful termination laws, so she could sue (for racism, sexual harrassment, and more!). Unfortunately, she only ended up getting $6000 after being tied up in the legal system for 3 years. It makes me mad thinking about it, because she went through unjust treatment, and, on top of that, couldn't get a job for two years afterwards.

laughytaffy 5

Monday 16 April 2012 3:41

LCD Monitor > CRT monitor > No monitor. Your boss isn't very smart. Sucks your got suspended!

Michael_92 20

Monday 16 April 2012 6:06

AMOLED monitor > LED monitor > LCD monitor > No monitor :p haha. Anyway OP make the best of your time off. Enjoy it and don't feel bad cause your boss in an ass.