Farts and Miscellaneous: Today, I arrived home after leaving for college in August. My...

By squirts - 27/11/2013 04:42

Today, I arrived home after leaving for college in August. My dad figured that the most appropriate way to welcome me back was a loud, piercing fart right when I walked through the front door. FML

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By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

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By seb21 - 09/02/2009 02:32 - United States

Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML

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By D.J. - 25/01/2014 01:34 - United States - Houston

Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. FML

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By daddydaughterWTF - 02/08/2012 00:06 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

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You deserved it 2 642

By longlostkid556 - 05/06/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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You deserved it 5 812

By Mic - 07/01/2010 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML

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Believe her next time

By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2023 04:00

Today, while at home, I accidentally let out a big, loud fart near my dad. When he asked what the noise was, I blamed it on the cat. I remembered too late that we don't have a cat. My dad caught on quickly and grounded me for lying in front of him. FML

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olpally 32

Wednesday 27 November 2013 8:35

Peter griffin doing this to Meg, anyone? Lol. What a douche thing to do.

woainishamu 21

Wednesday 27 November 2013 8:35

That's just how he shows his love warmly.

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DenBriZel 31

Wednesday 27 November 2013 10:27

He has an odd way of showing his love.

beaverteaser 16

Wednesday 27 November 2013 10:29

love it meg. love it!

carelessxdanger 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 11:24

his love for you is like his farts.... he just cant hold it in (: thats a lot of love, man.

pooldude 24

Wednesday 27 November 2013 11:56

Parents have a funny outlet for excitement!

shank39 12

Wednesday 27 November 2013 12:15

Fun dad :-P

esfox83 17

Wednesday 27 November 2013 13:19

That's one of the highest honors..you sir should be proud and thankful

Nacker323 4

Wednesday 27 November 2013 13:19

its the fart game, you'll play it someday.

Jemm_fml 29

Wednesday 27 November 2013 13:21

Nothing smells like home more than your loving father's farts.

yoshithecat 15

Wednesday 27 November 2013 13:34

Acknowledge how much thought and effort went into planning that out perfectly! Wicked!

XUDT72 24

Wednesday 27 November 2013 13:49

You were only gone a few months, what did you expect, a suprise party with presents and tears of joy at your return?

lysx84 24

Wednesday 27 November 2013 15:17

Exactly! I returned home from uni once to discover my folks had moved house! Count your blessings!

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