Love: Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car....

By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By caitiexob - 20/02/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By oicwydt - 31/01/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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thektulu7 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:05

Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.

Dutchie2010 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:06

Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...

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emptyego 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 18:11

YDI. Why would you write on someone's car??

Gsmith123 0

Friday 3 April 2009 14:45

what an asshole

Rickya0 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 9:59

I would have keyed the "No!" into your car. Don't mess with a mans car, #1. #2 Creeper much? #3......WTF man? You could be the hottest girl in the world and I would still have said no. #4 More keying. #5 You're a creeper...this is a FML for him....not for you...

Icalasari 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 4:34

Ok, if I was that guy, then even if I WAS into you, I would say no. That is creepy and embrassing

1337Steph 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:53

It makes me mad if a friend writes a message on my car window when my windows are defrosting, let alone if they wrote all over my car with those window chalk. I like to keep my car clean, not spend about half an hour washing off something that doesn't come off easily, in 40 degree weather. (Not sure what the weather was for you guys, but it's still freezing for me) So I can kind of imagine that he probably was a bit pissed that you did that, and wrote back on your car to reject you for payback, instead of telling you at school, etc.