Love: Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car....

By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By caitiexob - 20/02/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By oicwydt - 31/01/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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thektulu7 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:05

Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.

Dutchie2010 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:06

Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...

Comments

Emrysa 1

Monday 30 March 2009 21:50

My best guy friend is massively anal about his car. Writing on the car or putting a potato up the tail pipe. About the same thing. If he's a car guy, that's probably one of the worst things you could have done.

f__kY_urLif__ 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:52

I agree, your life is ******... but seriously EPIC FAIL

downeyjr 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:53

Some of you crazy kids do the weirdest things to get someones attention.. you're only setting yourself up for something embarrassing, dude. Still sucks, though.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:55

writing on someones car is not a bad idea and stalkerish like everyone is saying... its not origional either but anyone in highschool knows it is normal so dont worry about the 30 year olds on this site. although you are stupid for asking someone you were not sure would say yes. but take this as a rule of thumb... if you wanna get a guy to like you NEVER GIVE HIM EXTRA WORK! guys are lazy, dont make us wash our cars. like many have said girls like everyone to know they got asked to prom, guys just dont give a shit about all that... so it is cute when a guy writes on a girls car not the other way around. and his response was classic. and exactly what i would do in that situation. this is the only FML i have laughed out loud in sense the high schoolers made fun of the dorm room guy about a week ago.

mylifeisf 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:57

why would you ask a guy to the prom that way? You knew it was coming, since you messed with his car. YDI.

kellster 2

Monday 30 March 2009 22:02

I don't understand how your brain works, and we're the same species, or at least that's my impression here. You decided to write "all over" this guy's car, and then you hoped for a favorable answer to the answer you wrote all over said car? That doesn't even compute to me. Why would anyone like that??? Would you like it if a guy wrote on your car? Okay, scratch that: maybe you would. But I don't think you gave much thought to how he would actually feel about that. YDI this one for lack of forethought here.

jd08 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:04

aww thats terrible! i think it was a very creative/ cute idea and he's just an asshole!!

BadBoy_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:04

HeyItsPheddy (#55) - "She manned up and asked me straight up." Gotta love a woman who knows how to 'man up', eh? LOL

HellaNinjaXD 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:08

Revenge is sweet.

Ptvlover 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:13

Okay. Heres what i dont get. They honestly are somewhat friends if they know what both of their cars look like. But what i want to know is how did he manage to get a writing utencil in time to write on her car. Like, i wouldnt write anything on anyones car in sharpie so i dont see how he would find a window marker.