Love: Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car....

By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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Same thing different taste

Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By caitiexob - 20/02/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By oicwydt - 31/01/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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thektulu7 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:05

Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.

Dutchie2010 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:06

Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...

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Lou_Briccant 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:49

Don't sweat it, #121. Prom is lame as hell anyways. There are way better things to do than prom.

heysup456 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:55

it does not scream desperateness. but you shouldn't have written on his car. i like the post it idea that one of the other girls who commented did. that shit takes forever to come off, but post its you can just pull right off. its also not confusing romance with creepy and stupid. it depends on the personality of the other person. if this guy was someone you dont know all that well, you shouldnt have messed with his car. but if you knew him really well and you knew that it wouldnt bother him to mess with his car, then it would have been a different story. but those marker things take forever to get off and you really shouldnt do that to a guys car. post its was a better way to go. if a girl asked me to prom by putting post its all over my car i'd think it was funny and a cute idea but if a girl wrote all over my car, shit i'd be pissed too. probably why he said no.

dancing_bear 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:59

Nobody has mentioned this: where was his car when you did this? How long did it take? Why did nobody see you? Did you sneak up his drive in the middle of the night and do it then??

hegoesagain 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:00

hahaha. sorry.

irlydontcare 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:08

@heysup, haha no. it was creepy and stupid. @OP you need to stop sniffing the crazy.

McLaughlane 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:12

it's probably because you wrote on his car. I'd be ******' livid...I don't care if it was washable or not! Leaving a note on his window? Cute. Writing on his car? Bad idea. YDI.

HRaeH 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:27

That's...kind of creepy. Whatever happened to the good, old-fashioned, "Hey! Wanna go to prom with me?" You know--verbally, not all over his windshield.

ForAllEternity 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:36

Ouch. I asked a guy to prom by putting post its on his car, but I didn't do it in the middle of the day for everyone to see. I also didnt leave. I went to his job on a day that I knew he was working till closing and waited 5 minutes before he got out to start putting post its up, that way I wasn't putting post its on his car while there were people still in the parking lot. I was also best friends with the guy and knew him well enough to know that putting the post its on his car was something he'd find cute and funny and I knew he was going to say yes. You went about it all wrong.