Love: Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car....

By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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Same thing different taste

Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By caitiexob - 20/02/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By oicwydt - 31/01/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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thektulu7 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:05

Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.

Dutchie2010 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:06

Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...

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Spiffy 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:20

YDI for writing on his car. I'm sure he appreciated it. Did you like it when he wrote on your car? Didn't think so.

No_Words24 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:25

hahaha!! that's how i was asked to prom!! except my boyfriend just wrote on my windshield!! and was waiting their for me!! that's what u should've done! i mean u can't just write on someone's car and leave, they get pissed!!

toby02050 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:27

this is the stupidest thing I have ever read

PonTiFeX 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:30

I don't see what so hard about simply asking. I think the extravagance is an American thing. That being said you're a F*cking creep. What did you write it in??

almostouttt 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:36

he's just not that into you .

Gavik 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:39

I wouldn't care if you were the hottest girl in the school. If you ****** with my car like that I'd say no too.

no_mad 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:40

it pains me how high school-ish this is

yodelqueen13 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:43

i think it's funny how people think this is creepy, cuz it's actually one of the most common ways people ask people to prom and such, at least at all the high schools in my area... hes a jerk!