Love: Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car....

By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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Same thing different taste

Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By caitiexob - 20/02/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By oicwydt - 31/01/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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thektulu7 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:05

Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.

Dutchie2010 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:06

Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...

Comments

NorfolkDude 2

Monday 30 March 2009 23:07

I can't for the life of me figure out how anyone could think this is a romantic gesture? I mean first off, it's annoying as crap even if you wrote with a washable item. I mean he has to go and clean that car now, which is a hassle and for most people mean they have to pay money to the car wash place. Second, how can you just not go up to the person and ask?

plethora 3

Monday 30 March 2009 23:12

#76: You're an idiot. "Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car." Could it get any clearer? I'm loving the misogyny on this thread, "LOLOLOL the whole female population is stupid because a couple of highschoolers asked guys to the prom in stupid ways!" Fail.

i8u4mylunchbreak 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:13

your a retard. just ask the guy, if some person wrote all over my car, i would be pretty pissed. wow your STUPID, you know how long it takes to get that shit off?

ArmoredSandwich 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:13

WTF?! How is THAT a good way to ask some guy for prom!

kingofsex 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:20

why the hell would you write all over his car. are you really surprised he said no? sheez

theeman2000 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:27

haha, thats terrible.

OnTheRun 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:33

why the **** would you write all over his car man! hahaha you suck!

Marysenjo 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:39

lol, on the car. i don't know anything about cars, but i DO know that guys worship them. especially if they own them. NEVER mess up a guy's car.

xiloveyoux3 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:49

Why would you even do that to his car? Sorry, but YDI

just_jump 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:55

haha aww chcik. its alright the guys a tool anyway if hes going to turn u down over a car. lmao funny story though. u might as well key it now and carve "good it was a joke anyway" into his paint job.