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Should've stuck with a romantic comedy.
Romcom ftw :)
Oh irony...
Maybe if you're lucky she'll see this as a sign that you're not afraid to show when you're scared and don't act all "macho" all the time. It's a good quality for a guy I think. :)
I bet you didn't get any pussy that night either
Douche.
first date and already thinking pussy? wtf wouldnt you want to get to know the person before you move to fast
before you do it*
YDI for assuming she'd be scared during a horror film.
Maybe she likes a guy who can express his feelings? Or is into a guy screaming.
I'm sure your date was impressed with your misogynistic slur referring to your cowardice. I find it ironic that a pussy which can stretch to many times its original size is associated with cowardice, while the balls, organs that caused vomit-inducing pain if lightly struck, symbolize courage
I like to think the OP was yowling like a scared cat all the way through. Hopefully with hissing and snarling. (Also, vulvas are equally as delicate as scrotums, they're just a lot harder to hit. Unfortunately... mine got hit once. Oww.)
25, Being someone that has had my vulva hit more than once, :P I can't agree with your statement. Perhaps you were speaking about another female part?
#40 - Probably the ******, that thing can take a pounding.
"I don't get this whole thing with 'grow some balls'. Balls are weak, and sensitive. You really oughta grow a ******, those things can take a pounding!" -Betty White
@40: Masturbation accident. Had a very sharp scratchy bit on my fingernail which I only discovered when I jabbed it into my ********. I have also been kicked there. It seems to be the sweet spot, but like I said it's a lot harder to hit. @Thread: The use of 'pussy' as an insult stems from femmephobia; the misogynistic belief that if a man does something feminine, it lowers him (and vise versa, it's slightly more acceptable to be a masculine woman than an effeminite man). So not only did the OP assume the woman would be scared and desire cuddles, he then continues this assumption by use of the word 'pussy'.
It wasn't Resident Evil was it? Because that'd be sad. But don't try doing something like that if you're not good with horror films
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Did she let you stay in her arms?
Aww.. Well, I wouldn't judge you! Horror movies are scary no matter what sex you are!