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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 12:17 - Egypt

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 16:00

Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML

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By JLoRd - 01/02/2009 14:40 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

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kut17 11

Wednesday 19 September 2012 16:08

Did she let you stay in her arms?

Pandacupcakelove 26

Wednesday 19 September 2012 16:09

Aww.. Well, I wouldn't judge you! Horror movies are scary no matter what sex you are!

Comments

foxmatrix15 8

Wednesday 19 September 2012 18:24

Still confused . I don't see any scary movie on screen listed even the grossest movie is tame and wouldn't even scare a 8 yr old.

gregonfire 4

Wednesday 19 September 2012 18:33

It's ok I also screamed when I saw Finding nemo in 3D

roxyartist 8

Wednesday 19 September 2012 18:43

What movie?? Haha

neurodoc 1

Wednesday 19 September 2012 18:49

Now she knows that you are not petrous and have a heart. Besides situations that causes adrenaline to flow have been shown to increase the attractiveness of who you're with. ... So things might still work out.. Next time use ear plugs though...

bendovver 6

Wednesday 19 September 2012 18:59

You might want to look between your legs, and check if there's still a penis there!!

MajinK 1

Wednesday 19 September 2012 19:03

Okay I'm just gonna say it right now. Romantic things you see on TV and movies do not work in real life.

rainbowteehee 6

Wednesday 19 September 2012 19:05

Girls aren't scared of scary movies, some are, and some aren't. Just like guys, some are and some aren't. So I think u should STFU and stop stereotyping girls as scaredy cats, u deserved it u sexist ass hole!