Kids: Today, I asked my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys....

By scotsgal - 05/01/2014 05:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys. He responded by kicking my foot. My bandaged foot which was still recovering from my surgery last week. I'm probably going to need another operation to fix the damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 02:00 - United States

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Sunday 5 January 2014 13:28

I'd kick him back.

umidontrember 14

Sunday 5 January 2014 13:28

Oh man, that's bad. Tell his mother! Hopefully he'll clean up his toys in the future when he learns what he did.

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Blahblah9921 4

Monday 6 January 2014 4:29

this is the reason wh theres call spanking

saxoBEAST57 10

Monday 6 January 2014 4:39

Just fake pass out. And wake up maybe 2 minutes. And "forget your memory". That'll scare him good.

Lightning_5t0rm 11

Monday 6 January 2014 5:13

I'd make him pay for the surgery.

Pinkfun69 4

Monday 6 January 2014 5:17

This would be the time you get to fart in his pillow:-)

Muttley9 13

Monday 6 January 2014 5:21

The child's parents should punish the culprit; once again I'm old fashioned in this regard, you hurt me, I hurt you... I'm bigger that you and will beat your little bottom.