By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
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KingDingALing 9

Ask him if you can call him "needle dick".

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babyT2293 0

lmao was all that typing worth anything?

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Raffra 0

What??? That's the best part of the muffin.

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randomcommenter8 0

Haha, I'm sorry he's a clever man. You definitely need to keep him.

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EmmyGrangerDC 0

haha I wouldn't have got this two days ago...my friends told me what it was just today

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falconfetus8 0

What's the problem with beiing called muffintop?

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Epikouros 31

So he wants you to be his top? Ask him to give you a strap-on ***** as an anniversary gift ;-)

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strawberryspacejam 11

you just got trolled. this trolling is brought to you by troll brand trolls. a family company

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