By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
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KingDingALing 9

Ask him if you can call him "needle dick".

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kmwis_00 6

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D Well Love Muffin isn't cute anyways...

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shhhitsasecret 0

I guess that's his way of saying no.

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MostHatedMan 2

At least you didn't want to call him your 'love carrot'

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Moo_Horse 0

awww thats mean. and to ppl calling her fatass its normal to have a slight muffin top. doctors say if you dont you should eat more. im not talking huge one just a slight.

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SmexyBabe14 0

I don't get this one. Explain please! :) Blonde commenting, just fyi..

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angtaffe 0

omfg i no a muffin top!!!!!

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MitchellK 3

ydi for thinking a guy would like being called that

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LMeltdown 4

Seems like it might be time to do some sit ups and crunches. I don't buy it - someone should love you for who you are? Really? Nonsense. We ALL want to be with someone we find mentally AND physically attractive. She wouldn't want him if he decided to stop showering and shaving and turned into a slob scratching his coconuts. Americans are too forgiving of letting themselves get all flabby. Then, rather than do something about it, they get offended and huffy and justify their obesity by saying they're "big boned".

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