By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
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KingDingALing 9

Ask him if you can call him "needle dick".

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Amgnowai 0

What's with all the food-related FMLs?

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restythestar 0

pfftt lame couple..

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Carnivores 0

I used to call one of my ex's doughnut shop, she was cool with it. She knew she was fat, I knew she was fat, but hey I still loved her.

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Carnivores 0

I used to call my ex doughnut shop, she didn't care. She knew she was fat, I knew she was fat, but I still loved her.

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Kehaulani1994 0

that's not an FML lol. muffin tops rule-- waaay better than being a stick :p. as long as it ain't all nasty. be happy u got a bf haha. PS do u got love handles OP?

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cmac86 23

you set yourself up for that one, like a golf ball on a tee.

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Phoenix1023 3

ROFL epic. He's gonna have a long, cold winter.

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banananut 0

Now you can call him "single muffin" Aww :)

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banananut 0

Oops, sorry about the quadruple post. Damn. I am never commenting on FML's with my phone again.

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banananut 0

Now you can call him "single muffin" Aww :)

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