By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
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KingDingALing 9

Ask him if you can call him "needle dick".

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banananut 0

Now you can call him "single muffin" Aww :)

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banananut 0

Now you can call him "single muffin" Aww :)

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banananut 0

Now you can call him "single muffin" Aww :)

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Gazarok 0

way too much thought and effort into that one #37. tl;dr

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sergeantsarcasm2 0

YDI, kind of set yourself up for that one. :)

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aliceharper 0

LMAO!!! u have to admit that's a preeeetty good answer hahahaha

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Kehaulani1994 0

gotta love the muffin tops ;). and at least u ain't a stik. ur bf is funny ha. keep him lol

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danceforlife1999 0

ya see. that is why some people should keep their thoughts like that to themselves.

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