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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 13:12 - Sweden

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML
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Melime88 tells us more.

I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!

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bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.

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ckjacques53198 0

what is wrong with a big ass. I like them too

Well if you don't like his response maybe you should've been making him a sammich instead of trying on jeans. This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just stayed in the kitchen hahahahaha

Wouldn't she need to wear some form of pants in the kitchen? Yeah, thought so. What's with all the sexism? Shit. Go hunt me some meat so I can finish making your sammich, why don't you.

minktheshrink 0

I don't think anyone NEEDS to wear clothes in the kitchen or any other room of a house that that person owns and lives in. Now saying that I, as a guy, find it very rude for other guys to make so many sexist jokes. I feel like, hey one day most men (yes men, not those boys) will want to find a special lady who they can be in a relationship with and i don't think any lady will want to hear sexist jokes all the time.

Well I suppose she wouldn't "need" to, then. I used the wrong word. Though I'd sure want protection if I were cooking in the kitchen (i.e. a hot sandwich, haha). I can take sexist jokes once in a while, but the "sammich" jokes are very old and tend to be more annoying than funny. If they weren't so overused, there'd be no issue, I think.

minktheshrink 0

you mean you dont like frying bacon naked? o dang i thought everyone did that. :P and most of the sexist jokes i hear are old. no one is smart enough to come up with any new ones that are amusing.

Sounds like something my bf would do

CandeeCane 0
xmarkstheheart 0

Wait, you're dating Sir Mix-A-Lot? Sounds like your boyfriend is a fan of the big heinie. Roll with it, woman!

ChronicSnowflake 0

I meant * having not Gavin oops

ChronicSnowflake 0

Ok so there's nothing wrong with having a curvy figure... I'm glad I have one and an ass at that... I love it... You shouldn't ask stupid questions if your insecure with yourself, let alone to a man because they are brutally honest and you set yourself up for this one... This isn't an fml on my opinion... At least your man had a sense of humor and told you the truth... So in my opinion YDI... next time don't ask then...

Stop setting yourself up for failure fatty!

raven0 0