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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 13:12 - Sweden

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

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Melime88 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 15:25

I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!

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wenta 1

Friday 7 January 2011 19:10

well he likes your butt at least:D

stitch_book 4

Friday 7 January 2011 19:11

bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.

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kitkatmiaow 21

Friday 7 January 2011 22:16

at is tuerly amazing!!! You must hol;d this guy close and keep him forever!!!! I am the kina persoon who might ask this kind of question, and if ym bf did that I'd be in stitches!! he appears to love you and your 'big butt' (lol) so not FYL at all! This is fab!

CloudEnvy 17

Friday 7 January 2011 22:35

Christ, why do I always click on the show comment like a wide eyed simpleton desiring hidden treasures.. Say that again with better words and someone might agree with you.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 7 January 2011 22:37

"Better words" implies they used some in the first place. ;)

Air_Force001 0

Friday 7 January 2011 22:34

well he said it with humor

RosiePatosie 0

Friday 7 January 2011 22:55

aren't big butts supposedly a good thing?

minktheshrink 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 4:11

isn't love supposed to be blind?

ShadowPunkChick 1

Friday 7 January 2011 22:59

You asked..What did you expect?

ashrandom 0

Friday 7 January 2011 23:20

It's a compliment. At least he didn't say it was flat and/or saggy. STFU

humhum6 0

Friday 7 January 2011 23:27

I do too. and I'm not gonna lie, I'm 13 and I love girls with big butts, big boobs and a really nice personality. Of course there are expections! But yeah, that's my say.

taylorlynn1125 1

Friday 7 January 2011 23:30

You have a big butt? How's this an FML..??

Avoriginies_fml_fml 14

Friday 7 January 2011 23:41

Wow some people just need to calm down it's not like they're making a difference trying to tear people down with comments

FallenAngel758 1

Friday 7 January 2011 23:53

I have that song on my ipod

ninjasaurous 0

Friday 7 January 2011 23:56

You otha brothas can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist, and get a round thing in your face, you get SPRUNG! :D

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