By lucky - 31/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML
I agree, your life sucks 106 117
You deserved it 17 909

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer....

Why would you ask that in the first place? ... as if you wanted to know who the other 4 people where.

Comments

why would you even ask that? what an idiot. and btw, he was probably joking around with stupid answers since you asked a stupid question

pyro_metal 0
xxdani 0

hahaha that sucks but to everyone saying she shouldn't ask this question, I personally think the more FML part was the fact that her mom was put in front of her not that he mentioned other people he's like to have sex with persay

FrostyNorth 0

Haha, both OP and missmuffet really don't understand how men's minds work. If you ask a guy who he'd fantasize having sex with, he will NEVER say the name of someone he has already had sex with. It's our biological imperative to want to "spread our seed". I'm not saying that we can't be or don't want to be faithful, just that our primal sex drives drive our fantasies and it's unfair to be upset with a guy for being both normal and honest. YDI.

FrostyNorth 0

Actually, I take back honest. He probably realized after saying "your mom" that he should put you in the list.

lol...he was probably just trying to get to you? maybe? Honesty is very important in building healthy relationships. Even brutal honesty. Warn your mother, though...he could be creepin'

Monty_Python 0

How is this an FML? You made the top 5. Be damn grateful that he loved you enough to lie! And that you have a hot mom who you will probably end up looking like.

hurrdurr 0

Well, if your mother is a foxy little cougar, you cannot very well blame the guy.