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By lucky - 31/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 06:06 - United States - Friendswood

Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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Top comments

loveandzombies 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:34

Don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer....

poopooface 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:35

Why would you ask that in the first place? ... as if you wanted to know who the other 4 people where.

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happygoluckyhh 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 2:52

That's plain old disturbing.

lakergurl91 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:28

LOL!! Do you look like your MOM?? Cuz if you do at least you know that your bf is gonna want you when you get older!!

MARIOHGALACKSIE 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:09

WHO WAS NUMBER 1? YOUR GRANDMA?

tana123 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:32

who was number one..?

NaziZombie 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:05

Maybe he couldnt figure out what 'to have it off with' meant. Maybe he thought it meant 'have relations with'

youngboss_fml 2

Friday 23 October 2009 18:52

i wanna meet your mom

leadrunner751 3

Friday 1 January 2010 10:19

agreed wit #1

lissn 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:06

I'm having a hard time making a decision between FYL and YDI here. FYL for not being #1, but on the other hand, YDI for asking - that's not a question you're supposed to ask your significant other.

2011_fhal 2

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:32

dam ur mom must be fine

lovergirl7 1

Tuesday 9 March 2010 20:15

at least you made the list at all :)

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