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By iamfab - 06/06/2015 05:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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By SuperCoolGurl - 17/12/2011 13:30 - Australia

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

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By Tang - 27/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML

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By madgf - 30/01/2010 20:55 - France

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By doodlecrzyMeg - 04/02/2016 18:56 - United States - Mattoon

Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML

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By professorsdaughter - 19/06/2014 05:28 - United States - Spokane

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

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By pink_cupcakes - 15/08/2009 10:22 - Australia

Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML

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Idiotskillme 20

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

Hey, it's better than catching him cheating

Justy101 23

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?

Comments

sprints54 19

Sunday 7 June 2015 6:49

Sound a little clingy

1dvos_grl3 21

Sunday 7 June 2015 8:10

At least he wasn't cheating on you xD

Drosophila82 18

Sunday 7 June 2015 8:16

And instantly he was your boyfriend no more.

bluefairy_fml 24

Sunday 7 June 2015 8:38

He probably did have homework to do and was just procrastinating by playing with the cat.

MadxHatterxLover 5

Sunday 7 June 2015 8:57

How exactly is that bad?

jesse98 7

Sunday 7 June 2015 11:27

Marry that man

Migole 36

Sunday 7 June 2015 14:40

It may be hard to realize for you, but sometimes people want to have some alone time and if you usually keep nagging him unless he comes up with an excuse you definitely deserve this. You should have a talk with him, so the next time he just doesn't want to see you he can just say so and you will accept it.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 7 June 2015 17:27

Totally agree with this! I used to be a very jealous girlfriend and I'd feel really offended and upset every time my boyfriend didn't feel like hanging out with me, or wanted to go out with his friends instead. Luckily, I eventually realised that everyone needs their alone time, that there's nothing wrong with that and that it didn't mean my boyfriend didn't love me. Our relationship has been infinitely happier since I realised that and stopped being so suspicious and jealous.

wanderer_alone 8

Sunday 7 June 2015 16:49

Nice

DA3Z 16

Sunday 7 June 2015 18:04

Where do these people come from?

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 8 June 2015 3:49

"Today, I had to make up a lie and tell my girlfriend I was studying. Although I love my girlfriend dearly, I was in the mood to stay in and play with my cat. FML"