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By iamfab - 06/06/2015 05:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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By SuperCoolGurl - 17/12/2011 13:30 - Australia

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

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By Tang - 27/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML

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By madgf - 30/01/2010 20:55 - France

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By doodlecrzyMeg - 04/02/2016 18:56 - United States - Mattoon

Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML

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By professorsdaughter - 19/06/2014 05:28 - United States - Spokane

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

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By pink_cupcakes - 15/08/2009 10:22 - Australia

Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML

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Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

Hey, it's better than catching him cheating

Justy101 23

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:16

Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?

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sbarua219 17

Sunday 7 June 2015 5:11

Study break :)

emsybud 12

Sunday 7 June 2015 5:33

Oh, that's not so bad!

angryo5trich 13

Sunday 7 June 2015 5:43

Hey don't hate

mandoalba 5

Sunday 7 June 2015 5:44

That does suck but that's what you get for having a girly boyfriend

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 7 June 2015 13:33

Playing with your pet does NOT make you "girly." Really?

dracolich 27

Sunday 7 June 2015 20:52

And even if it did what's wrong with being girly? Sexism. Sexism everywhere.

pntgirl95 14

Sunday 7 June 2015 5:55

well that's why he had to lie to you. why does it matter if it makes him happy?

oliv34 11

Sunday 7 June 2015 6:03

i think youre over reacting, if my cat let me id do that, and im 20.... cats are ducking adorable!

baileym27 13

Sunday 7 June 2015 6:08

Better than him cheating right

Cringey 18

Sunday 7 June 2015 6:18

Sounds like your boyfriend knows how to party

Unbearable_fml 21

Sunday 7 June 2015 6:27

He's a keeper.

fabcade 14

Sunday 7 June 2015 6:40

Lol I like your boyfriend

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