By Lilypad - 12/03/2013 00:21 - France - Versailles

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML
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gemmaiscoolguys 5

I for one wouldn't want anal sex on my period either.

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nyxiny 22

It's not like you're entitled to back rubs... Don't be like that.

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shagster420 3

if not anal, then a ******* shall suffice.

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GhostChickens 17

That doesn't seem like a fair trade. I'd understand if he was like "if I can't put something in your butt, you can't put something in mine." THAT would be a fair trade. Maybe you should just buy a back massager and he should buy a butt-shaped fleshlight. Then neither of you have to do something you don't want to do.

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Forenzics 10

Anal sex is gay tendencies, so if your a guy advocating for her to give you anal let her try it on you first! As for the back rub I have scoliosis and my hubs still does not give them to me so sorry for your luck.

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hiandrews69 29

Hey, intimacy is a two way street. You want a back-rub, consider giving head. Nothing is free in life, my dear.

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PrincessPesa 20

Um, except respect. True intimacy has a cost? Relationships aren't quid pro quo.

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cryssycakesx3 22

but they are give and take, right?

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CarouselHeart 11

Wow, I can't believe your boyfriend thinks of you as a hole. Nice. FYL.

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ice723 5

um technically you have 3 usable holes

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RogueWarrior869 23

I'm split here with they both deserve it. The thing is, we don't know if the boyfriend was lying about a sore hand or not and wanting sex for a back rub sounds a bit much, honestly. Does everything in a relationship have to be about sex? No. Not everyone on their period wants that, especially if you are on the worst days of it, and advil and aleve do not always help, I wish they did. And op could have answered this better. You sounded a bit bitchy, even for someone on their period.

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