By Lilypad - 12/03/2013 00:21 - France - Versailles

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML
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gemmaiscoolguys 5

I for one wouldn't want anal sex on my period either.

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nyxiny 22

It's not like you're entitled to back rubs... Don't be like that.

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thundergodx 11

Fair call. You have 2 holes and he has 2 hands ? Your the one killing the balance

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rorex 26

Anal and a back rub are two very different things and I don't even know why they're being compared.

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vampirechica3 2

Theres nothing wrong with anal, it feels amazing my bf loves it when i let him do me that way just saying... btw u have a mouth and u have a hand, reward him for the back rub using one of those

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thekidracb 7

simply, you list this battle, he outsmarted you here..

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raspberryboo 10

your boy friend is crap if he can't wait for u to get off ur period

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PrincePlatypus 1

So, let me get this right. BF wanted sex. OP said no. BF respected that, even if he didn't like it. OP wanted a back rub. BF said no. OP does NOT respect that, gets burned in process of not respecting it. YDI.

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rorex 26

Because she's on her period and he didn't respect it as he had a shitty retort to her

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littlexlune 16

You both deserve it for being immature bitches.

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wopchop12 8

He has a point, your period only comes out of one hole

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rorex 26

Well for 1: Men are often squeamish when we even talk about our periods, so we feel self conscious about it and definitely don't want them to try to have sex with us when we're bleeding. If it's so gross to talk about, why are they willing to have sex? On my period, I have a lot of back pain, I feel fat, gross and disgusting and the last thing I want to do is have sex. Oral or anal. When your cramps and pain is bad enough, you shouldn't be expected to have sex or 'Just do this for me' how about you wait until our period is over? When we will actually enjoy it. For some people it may be nice but remember that not everybody is the same and this is ridiculous. Back rubs are great when experiencing period cramps and if your hands hurt too much to be able to give her a massage even though she is going through more pain then you, how can you throw back 'well you have two holes'? How do you expect to have sex if your hands hurt too much to give a massage? You can't have sex without your hands.

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