By Lilypad - 12/03/2013 00:21 - France - Versailles

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML
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gemmaiscoolguys 5

I for one wouldn't want anal sex on my period either.

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nyxiny 22

It's not like you're entitled to back rubs... Don't be like that.

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noelasis94 18

That fml was ace, I'm afraid he's right and if you try it out please be safe and use lube thank you.

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cheshireau 26

So many insensitive a*wipes on here. A girl is on her rag, last thing she wants is sex oral, anal or otherwise. A small back rub wouldn't of hurt. Don't believe his sore hand story. At least he can still wank.

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akiahara 14

Speak for yourself. We don't all shun period sex.

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SillyGirl4602 23

My boyfriend and I have a pretty good sex life. There are many times when I am on my period and I give him oral. I still like to give him pleasure when I can't/do not want to have sex.

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ophel1a 7

dude, i get horny as shit on my period. you gotta go easy on those generalizations you're throwin' around!

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trsignorino 3

Speak for yourself! My boyfriend and I have sex at least daily and me being on my period doesn't slow us down at all. Actually, we usually have sex a few extra times since it helps with cramps.

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YinYangDragon 10

Well.....he's not wrong here. I don't know your situation but to use your period as an excuse to get what you want is one of those things that make you a total ****. Stop being a bitch and ask nicely. Men aren't your slaves, we love to make the person we love feel good, but not because they bitched us to, but because we want to.

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chick92282 15

Lemme get this straight. He gives a funny, witty, and apt comeback and you're posting on FML about it? Quit taking yourself so seriously!! Periods suck, yes, but 1- they're not the end of the world, and 2- the world in question doesn't revolve around you. If my fiance were to say that to me I'd just have to laugh and admit defeat. There's more than one way to make him happy, some requiring more effort than others. And maybe afterward, I'd get that backrub, sore hand or no.

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rogerover 19

A good girlfriend gives a ******* when she's on her period. A good boyfriend gives a backrub when she's on her period. You guys are not good.

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greenmen 12

Very correct and sometimes it's alright to give a back rub even you didn't get she is going through tough time!

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ophel1a 7

and the best couples exchange ******** and massages simultaneously!

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11bangbang84 0

When my gf is on her period, she wants nothing to do with sex, she will equate sex with chocolates. She will cramp really badly so I will not even toy with the idea with her. On the other hand I have had intercourse with females on the rag and honestly meh I had a heavy bleeder once, not quite the turn on; more of a murder scene.

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Ksweety_fml 27

Who want anal sex! I bet that shit hurt when some guy stick his hard dick inside an hole that shit only comes out.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

If you spent nearly as much effort on your grammar as you did on your disturbing depiction of anal sex, you might have a borderline legible comment.

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jem970 19

Anal is not bad at all. It can be quite pleasurable. Yes I'm a girl and I have done it. Don't be so prudish. If you dont like it fine but don't talk about something you have never tried.

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