Intimacy: Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed...

By Lilypad - 12/03/2013 00:21 - France - Versailles

Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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Today, I realized my boyfriend's right hand gets more action in a week than I do in a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 21:00 - Germany

Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 16:06

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I started to put my hands down his pants and jokingly said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at hand jobs." He replied, "I know." FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 21:00 - United States - Monticello

Today, I realized that my boyfriend of 3 years saying that his back is always hurting to avoid putting in any work during the bedroom Hokey Pokey was his way of saying I’m a lame screw. FML

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By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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Tuesday 12 March 2013 5:35

I for one wouldn't want anal sex on my period either.

nyxiny 22

Tuesday 12 March 2013 5:34

It's not like you're entitled to back rubs... Don't be like that.

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SphinxJinx 0

Wednesday 13 March 2013 1:41

Dude, I gave my boyfriend head and we did anal when I was on my period last week. And he gave me neck massages. That's how much we love each other xD

OverBlossomed 21

Wednesday 13 March 2013 2:05

And this is one of the MANY reasons I'd just rather be single. No exchange for sex.

InvisibleMonster_fml 16

Wednesday 13 March 2013 3:44

Damn, you were played. Lol!

needsagf14 12

Wednesday 13 March 2013 4:54

Dump the bastard

Inciter 33

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:54

He does realize that anal sex is still sex, right? What an asshole.

DarkskyFML 5

Wednesday 13 March 2013 6:23

Aw, don't give up. You two sound perfect for each other.. Stay together and protect the rest of humanity. From either of you.

Old_Iron_Sides 6

Wednesday 13 March 2013 10:49

I wonder why his hand is sore... Maybe it got friction burn...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 14 March 2013 4:18

What's with all the YDIs? I get it, yes, but asking for a back rub is different than asking your girlfriend to let you do anal because she doesn't want to have sex on her period. I mean, the two aren't even in the same hemisphere. Sorry OP, your boyfriend sounds like a total douche. I don't know why anyone would want to have sex while on their period, but it's not our (women's) fault. I know that if we women could choose between having periods or not, the majority of us would choose not to.

interesting33 36

Thursday 14 March 2013 17:47

It was more that she was being pretty rude to start off with. I mean he was giving her a back rub which was lovely of him - and then his hand gets tired because he has been working hard to relax her and she snaps at him with "you have two hands right?" It might be how it is written, but it sounded pretty pretentious and not even a thank you. So him snapping back was somewhat understandable - even if maybe not necessarily completely reasonable.