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By gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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By rissa5214 - 26/07/2015 18:20 - United States - Stoughton

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

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By Nalya - 27/12/2008 10:26 - France

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 06:00

Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:04

Wow, what a ******* asshole man. Kind of a rudish way of saying it.

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:08

Then don't post a comment. ******* shit.

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junior101 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:17

hahaha xD

jayAZ 3

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:17

make it so...

Xavi89 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:18

******* epic!

amccrea 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:24

dump your zero and get you a hero.

nl0317 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:24

zing!

ihatechickenwing 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:39

oh...................

wildcatz 1

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:42

very few fml's make me laugh out loud but this was hysterical. if it's true, then sorry OP.

ANIMEman0519 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:53

wow he's a dick.....go cut his junk off maby??

kcluna 6

Wednesday 11 August 2010 21:03

OMG your knight in shining armour truned out to be a asshole in aluminum paper!!!! Sorry ....

LaLaJuice 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 22:11

aluminum foil*

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 11 August 2010 22:19

*turned *an asshole

kcluna 6

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:58

OMG sorry guys 

Richisme 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 21:13

i like singles. craft singles. Best. Burger. Cheese. Ever.

LaLaJuice 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 22:15

Kraft*

kcluna 6

Thursday 12 August 2010 3:24

LaLa Juicy you should be an English teacher :)

kcluna 6

Thursday 12 August 2010 3:27

*juice :) lol

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