By jellyybean - 05/09/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
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Vash_41288 10

On the bright side at least he was honest, now you can probably see how far that can go.

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DjeePee 24

Well, that's another way to dump someone...

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LiveLaughFML 10

nice pic, lol! :) you and miseryposion would make a lovely couple!

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supimnyancat 9

Sometimes I curl up in a corner and pretend to be a carrot.

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

Mmmm... carrots...

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TheRealHouse 7

Sometimes I eat trolls. 'specially if they taste like carrots

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HannahForbesxo 13

Sometimes I curl up on the floor and pretend to be a crumb.

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GabbyCharityM 0

"Hey Alex, I look like a hush-puppy." G-MOD ftw.

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dmw25 0

Just stop, just because someone doesnt want to marry their gf doesnt mean shit.

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Confuciussay 6

95 - It does when they say that they believe in marriage just not with OP. It means that he'll leave her when miss right shows up.

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copy125 0

Seriously? Now I find that funny cause why the hell is she asking him why he hasn't proposed to her yet/married her cause usually that's a red flag when it comes to men, especially when they just start dating the chick. And now I'm not saying that they just started dating either. I wash just generally speaking.

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sannah_fml 8

Thank him. He just dropped a giant hint right there that you're wasting your time.

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itschrisssybro 8

Well it's obvious that he's just a waste of your time and space. Time to drop the guy because "there's plenty of fish in the sea" waiting to meet you and sweep you off your feet :-)

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lilovatch 4

He's an ass. You gotta be worse if you stayed with him.

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