Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage....

By jellyybean - 05/09/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2021 18:01 - United States - Angier

Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML

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By heartbrokenhaley - 23/01/2014 20:57 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years told me that since I've proven my loyalty and faithfully stuck by his side, he has no reason to ever consider marrying me, because "It's not like you're going anywhere, honey." He seems not to understand why I am upset by this. FML

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Change of heart

By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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By what even - 14/05/2015 22:17 - United States - Athens

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 08:01

Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML

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By Spinster - 30/09/2015 05:26 - United States - Brush

Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 14:56 - Japan

Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML

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By CatLady - 06/01/2014 19:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

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Too much pressure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

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Monday 5 September 2011 22:52

time for a new boyfriend

Vash_41288 10

Monday 5 September 2011 22:53

On the bright side at least he was honest, now you can probably see how far that can go.

Comments

fallapart 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 3:47

He doesn't deserve you!

Lovesglee 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:00

:O what a jerk! Sorry OP!

Malicteal 21

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:15

Sounds like an awesome guy....

DeadpoolNV 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:15

Why buy the cow?

LifeStory32 9

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:23

Ummm, new boyfriend?

MernieAnne 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:33

Get a new boyfriend.

Haileejill 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:33

wow, good thing you found out how rude he actually was before it was to late!!! you deserve better!

raaacheel 4

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:48

uh...end of relationship..sorryyy

tigerblood69 1

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:54

Awesome i tell my gf that all the time

sociology 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:57

dump his butt then do something ud want to live for

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Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML

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Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

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