Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage.... - FML

By jellyybean - 05/09/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2021 18:01 - United States - Angier

Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML

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By heartbrokenhaley - 23/01/2014 20:57 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years told me that since I've proven my loyalty and faithfully stuck by his side, he has no reason to ever consider marrying me, because "It's not like you're going anywhere, honey." He seems not to understand why I am upset by this. FML

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Change of heart

By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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By what even - 14/05/2015 22:17 - United States - Athens

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 08:01

Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML

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By Spinster - 30/09/2015 05:26 - United States - Brush

Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 14:56 - Japan

Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML

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By CatLady - 06/01/2014 19:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

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Too much pressure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

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kateinurarms 13

Monday 5 September 2011 22:52

time for a new boyfriend

Vash_41288 10

Monday 5 September 2011 22:53

On the bright side at least he was honest, now you can probably see how far that can go.

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LaneDoyleStoleMy 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:19

Well I'm not tooooo sure but I thiiiiink that's a go ahead to time an adulterous event. Perhaps when he's coming home from work? Or maybe when he's bringing his parents over for dinner? Hmm? Yes.. Oh ps my number is 555-hawt

shrimpygymnast 9

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:23

ouuuch

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:25

Slayed

R00ST3R 12

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:27

Why does everybody here think that marriage or separation is the answer to relationships? There are many couples who are completly satisfied in being in a relationship without marriage in sight. Abiet this guy states that he doesn't want to marry OP, but many relationships fail because a couple weds.

charlotte100 2

Tuesday 6 September 2011 7:20

Learn to read the post properly. This has nothing to do with believing in marriage or not.

Confuciussay 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:38

67 - This guy "believes in marriage. Just not with OP" make sure you read the quote.

Confuciussay 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:38

**** I double posted -.-

loah 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:30

oh man that's got to sting.

NoSpace_fml 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:44

"i believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you". Read before answering.

heavymetalman1 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:45

And I believe I'n sex, just not sex with you XP

minaa23 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:47

don't waste your time with him

07jeepster 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:54

Ouch...

auddylynne 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:55

Uh wow dump him.

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Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML

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