Love: Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding,...

By Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. - 19/06/2014 21:05 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 21:03 - United States - Newport

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML

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Unbelievable

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 09:40 - United Kingdom

Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML

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By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

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News to me

By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my friend, who is gay, announced that he's getting married. I implored him to not invite my parents and (especially) my grandma, for reasons that I'm sure you can figure out, but he did anyway. Long story short, he's inconsolable. What excellent parents I have. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 17:55 - United States - Newport

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

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Mind your own beeswax

By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 17:02

Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML

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Supportive

By bopbop - 20/05/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

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NopeFuckThat 7

Friday 20 June 2014 10:06

At least your wife found it funny :) congratulations on your wedding!

Nilorak 24

Friday 20 June 2014 10:07

And the award for the best father goes to.

Comments

willow196 9

Friday 20 June 2014 19:28

At least your wife feels the sex isn't bad...

rosskyo 3

Friday 20 June 2014 19:29

wouldn't that mean he thinks your wife looks like a dude?

tadale 10

Friday 20 June 2014 19:41

If my dad didn't come to my wedding I would never talk to him again..

Omniprism 14

Friday 20 June 2014 19:41

Your dad's an ass hole. I'm sorry. Congrats on your nuptials.

JonDG 12

Friday 20 June 2014 19:46

im sorry but what your dad said was funny. Rude, but funny.

yeongji 31

Friday 20 June 2014 19:54

I'm glad that he did not bother to go to the wedding.

Joshawott 21

Friday 20 June 2014 20:17

"Dude, you married a girl? That is so gay!"

XKkim_ 16

Friday 20 June 2014 20:53

OP, Im sorry man my dads like that too so I know how you feel. Just try to shake it off and remember you can always be there for your kids! (If you want any)

1jordan1 11

Friday 20 June 2014 20:55

Homos tend to be more girly and into more girly things. That's why he called it ****. Guys usually don't want to see pictures, they just act like dudes. Obviously this doesn't apply to every single gay person and guy, but it does apply to some. Before you jump down my throat telling me I'm stereotyping and all that crap, use your head and you'll see it's a basic fact. Don't act like everything is black and white.

1jordan1 11

Friday 20 June 2014 20:57

I agree. I'm into dudes who are really manly. I mean if they are terrified of a camera then that would annoy me, but if they are constantly worried about their looks and taking loads of pictures, I'm gonna think they're girly boys. I'm into real men.