Love: Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding,...

By Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. - 19/06/2014 21:05 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 21:03 - United States - Newport

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML

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Unbelievable

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 09:40 - United Kingdom

Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML

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By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

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News to me

By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my friend, who is gay, announced that he's getting married. I implored him to not invite my parents and (especially) my grandma, for reasons that I'm sure you can figure out, but he did anyway. Long story short, he's inconsolable. What excellent parents I have. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 17:55 - United States - Newport

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

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Mind your own beeswax

By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 17:02

Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML

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Supportive

By bopbop - 20/05/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

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NopeFuckThat 7

Friday 20 June 2014 10:06

At least your wife found it funny :) congratulations on your wedding!

Nilorak 24

Friday 20 June 2014 10:07

And the award for the best father goes to.

Comments

Earths_Venus 25

Friday 20 June 2014 10:45

Wasn't your dad at the wedding?

TallMist 32

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:07

Read the FML.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 20 June 2014 10:57

1/ Your dad didn't bother coming to one of the most important event in your life 2/ He is verbally abusive and by the sound of it homophobic I know he is your dad but it does not sound like he cares for you much. Some of our relatives are better out of our lives, even if they are our parents. I'm surprised your wife laughed so hard. If my husband had been insulted like that, especially on something dear to him, I would have been furious.

xebi 4

Friday 20 June 2014 11:00

How is evidence that you married a woman evidence that you're gay? (I'm assuming that you're a man.) Homophobic bigots like him are so thick they don't even understand why that sort of thing makes sense. I'm sorry your dad is so unpleasant, OP. I'm sorry your wife thinks homophobia is funny too

Schizomaniac 24

Friday 20 June 2014 11:37

Did you say "no ****" afterward? Clearly you must have forgotten that "no ****" automatically ungays everything. Example: "I'm planning a romantic getaway with the wife." = So gay. "Last night I jerked off two guys while another one jerked off on my forehead, no ****." = Not gay. Remember this for next time.

PresidentNorth 16

Friday 20 June 2014 17:02

I'm happy you put this into perspective for me. Lol now everything in the world seems right.

zandalee 19

Friday 20 June 2014 11:48

dad is obviously one in a million. thank God.

DivinePrince 18

Friday 20 June 2014 12:06

Homophobia sure is funny! Right? RIGHT?!!!! - Signed, a Lesbian.

mpkpm 19

Friday 20 June 2014 12:34

The guys that say these things are usually the ones who end up being gay..

GAeroNKissR 26

Tuesday 4 August 2015 5:10

totally agree!! my POS step-dad always made sissy gay comments to my brother & nephew...but come to find out, he's emailing men on CL. F him

zombraingirl 11

Friday 20 June 2014 12:34

And the dad of the year award goes to....

MzZombicidal 36

Friday 20 June 2014 13:19

#10, guys have no desire to pose for pictures? Please explain the countless photos all over the world that say otherwise. Also, how is it gay that this MAN posed in photos during his wedding to his WIFE?